The To To Commentators Theory

Although Harmack claims the origin of this one is from “typing too fast at a stop light”, his claim is immediatly debunked because the only stop light on the way to his work is one in which many 600 Car Trains pass through, giving him more than enough time to enter his texts, spell check them, and eat a Subways sandwich.
We believe the real origin comes from Harmack’s fantasy of watching WWE commentators wear tutu’s while broadcasting.  One may question if he means “two man” (also fantasy) commentator team, in which Harmack can watch and drool while again he eats a Subways sandwhich.

See the below video with the phrase being added into the Harmackapedia, as well as the proof.


Watch Episode 488 Highlight – 2 NEW Harmackapedia Entries: “The To To Commentators Theory” & Mulah from TheEscapeShow on

Added to the Harmackapedia on: September 27th, 2019
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