Shoppers Impulse

Shoppers Impulse is a disease Harmack invented… Harmack discovered he had while on the infamous Outer Banks Vacation in 2010. Harmack, Al and Leeeroy were pulling in to a local gift shop, and Harmack’s wife Jackie was interested in doing a little shopping. Harmack insisted on staying in the car and that he could not go inside because he had previously been diagnosed with Shoppers Impulse, a treacherous disease that would take over his mind and force him to buy everything in the store. Bound by this affliction, he allowed his wife to do “some shopping” but warned her it could strike at any time! Harmack has yet to enter a gift shop since…

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